So good, yet so bad....

This is the e-mail I just recieved from my roommate, a journalism grad student.

AP NEWS ALERT... Muncie, Indiana... The bees have made a major move on the Apt. 31 front. Early this morning, they were found slowly and casually entering the interior of the famous home of the new G5 PowerMac.

Only a few bees were spotted on the inside, General Adam Maksl said. However, after careful surveillance of the exterior of the window, General Maksl said more bees were coming from a small hole in the bottom-left corner of the window frame.

"Those bees are pretty sneaky," Maksl said. "We block one major point of entry and they find another."

Those in Apt. 31 have a plan. Maksl said he ordered the Apartment Office to send the 158th Tactical Extermination Unit to find and eliminate the bees.

"We will fight and we will win. We have not lost our resolve."

Man is that good...well except for the fact that bees are overrunning my apartment. That, on the other hand, is bad.